IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

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You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

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raining on that wood

being very wet on a man's penis

Boy, I'm drinking, I'm sanging on the mic 'til voice hoarse
Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz

Used in Beyonce's song "Drunk in Love"
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood

by mars'girll February 8, 2014

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Raining Wolves and Tigers

An intense form of rain. Similar to the phrase "raining cats and dogs." Typically the rain is coming down in torrents before it is changed from cats and dogs, to wolves and tigers.

Joe: Whoa! it's raining cats and dogs out there man!!

Adam: Nah, I'd say more like Raining Wolves and Tigers, i can barely see the street from the sidewalk!

by cmckenn108 July 14, 2010

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Raining balls

When something bad turns out ok. When a girl's day seems to be looking up, they have a feeling it's going to rain balls.

Linda: So, How's your day?
Melanie: Meh. Wish it was raining balls.

by Esa4 January 31, 2021

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Above your raising

n. To believe that you are better than you are; to behave in a way that is incongruous with one's family of origin

Origin: Southern American colloquialism

Mother: I don't know who you think you is, goin' off to college like that.
Daughter: I'm trying to better myself.
Neighbor: You gettin' above your raising, that's what.

by Currer813 July 23, 2010

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Raining Death

Something so indescribably horrific. The act of DEATH being rained upon in the form of an attack. Preferably anything by The Juggernaut.

I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and Pikachu started Raining Death on my ass with that Thunder Attack! ...So I rained death on her ass with THE JUGGERNAUT!

by Banana? October 9, 2009

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