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Roland is hot
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He was a Roland because of his looks.
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Funny guy that you work with that is mysterious. He is quiet and does share much but when he does you always laugh. Is a hard worker, balancing and multitasking well. Get yourself a Roland!
Did you hear Roland in the meeting today? He made me laugh so hard!”
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Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”

Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
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the most excellent person you will ever meet. he is so smart and talented and will rock your world. he is an amazing teacher and you should always look up to him. he is really kind and is always available to hug a friend in need. he trusts everyone, but do not lose a roland's trust as it will hurt him and yourself. never betray him as he wont forgive you for it. always be friends with roland and never let him go.
"roland is the nicest person and is always willing to help a friend in need."
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Roland is absolutely amazing he is the kindest most hardworking loyal guy out there he'll go out of his way just to make you smile especially if you're having a bad day he will literally jump out of a moving car to help those on the side of the road

He can sometimes be mysterious and moody and you have to really understand how his mind works,

A hopeless romantic he will buy you flowers food and come to you blasting Celine Dion and George Michael,

He is a great friend and an even better brother.
Why'd that guy get out of the car we're on the fucking freeway!

Oh that's gotta be Roland somebody must've gotten a flat again.
by Mr._NoName June 14, 2023
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