rhode island 

The place you usually end up when you take a wrong turn.

"We were driving to the Cape we took the wrong exit and ended up in freaking Rhode Island."

rhode island by masshole#1 December 28, 2005

rhode island 

The state that came out Massachusetts butt hole and the result was Rhode island. A Boring state, with a bunch of corrupt politicians like Buddy cianci( Typical Italian from Rhode island who gives Italians around the country bad names). The capital is Providence, which is a complete dump, the only attraction are the water fires and one good school. The nightlife is very bad, alot of clubs are ghetto and full of Rhode island garbage, only a few decent ones. The state with the highest percentage of Italian descendents of poor peasants from Sicily and southern parts of Italy. Also referred as the ocean state or crap state. full of stupid ghetto kids and lots of ugly girls. Wishes it was as good as Massachusetts

Rhode island sucks, looks like dog poop, horse poop, cat poop

rhode island by damaaaaaaaaan October 26, 2006

Rhode Island 

The smallest state in the US, it is also known as Conneticut's foreskin

guy1: Dude Rhode Island is so small

guy 2: ik it looks like conneticut's foreskin

Rhode Island by Cockasmall July 3, 2011

Rhode Island 

Connecticut's Foreskin. Enough said.

If you look at Connecticut and Rhode Island together, you'll notice that Rhode Island looks like Connecticut's foreskin.

Rhode Island by xxalexawesomexx February 19, 2011

Rhode Island 

To small to matter at all.

His dick is so Rhode Island you would never get pregnant.

Rhode Island by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

rhode island 

A very small state full of bigoted people who hate everyone outside their own ethnic group and have a superiority complex for no good reason. Lots of gold chains and ricer cars for men. Lots of makeup and big hair on women. Very ghetto.

Wanna see some real ghetto action? Check out the greasy guys up in North Providence, Rhode Island. It'd be a trailer park if they had the land for it.

rhode island by w00tgirl May 1, 2006

Rhode Island 

If every U.S. state were to be a person's dick, Rhode Island would be George Bush's.

Guy: Where are you from?
Girl: Oh, I'm from Rhode Island.
Guy: Damn, that state is almost as small as Dubya's dick!

Rhode Island by Cuchilla October 20, 2009