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asexual reproduction

The process by which an organism makes a baby without a mommy and daddy...IT'S LIKE IT COMES OUT OF THEIR FRIGGIN HEAD!!! (because it usually actually
does) and then a child is born...usually without a spine
-OH GOD! JOHNNY JUST SPROUTED A BABY FROM HIS HEAD!!!!!

-He reproduced asexually!
by Jimmy The Hydra January 1, 2005
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Sexual reproduction

Sexual reproduction that involves two parents.

Sexual reproduction ensures that the offspring has genetic veriation, which makes the offspring different than the parent... mabey even better, because they could have more strength against a certain disease.
In sexual reproduction the fertilization can be internal or external. In some species, the male and female mate, and fertilization occurs inside the females body. In other species the female lays eggs that the male then fertilizes outside the females body.
Some animals lay Fertilized eggs, while others, like ourselves give birth to live offspring.
Sexual reproduction

Mating dragonflies reproduce sexually
by Maddog06 May 3, 2018
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Reprocessing

When mercer shoves his dick down your throat to teach you a lesson
He did not pass the test now he has to go through Reprocessing
by EvanLikesVr August 30, 2021
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retroduce

v. - the act of introducing yourself to someone you've already met. It can occur under a variety of circumstances, but is usually undesirable. A few common situations are as follows.
1. You have met the person, but do not remember having met them, or do not remember their name. This version of retroducing usually leads to an awkward, detailed retelling of how you met, while you listen and feel like a jackass.
2. You have met the person, but you do no think that they remember you, so you introduce yourself again. You are forced to decide how to explain yourself, whether you would have them think that you are absentminded, rude, or that you consider yourself to be completely forgettable.
Hi, I'm Mark." "Oh, hi Mark, it's Lisa. Don't you remember me from Jonny's birthday party, we talked for a while about the pros and cons of HD versus 35mm formats." "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to retroduce myself.
by robotrib November 5, 2010
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reproduced

When you steal a script, but you tell everyone you reproduced it.
Sky: You stole my script.
Oliver: I didn't steal it, I reproduced it.
by lukecall May 5, 2020
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reproductive slime

taste my reproductive slime
by blackpeople2 February 4, 2019
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Reproducidist

The fear of reproduction. As in having a child or in other cases with an animal.
He has reproducidist, don’t date him if you want kids. He is scared of more kids.
by Yahyeeter123456789 November 7, 2019
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