Qwok

When someone pays for a check at a group event; mainly lunches

To qwok a check

Brad: *pays for whole check*

Chad: we’re not gonna split it?

Brad: nah it’s fine let me qwok it

Sean: thanks m8

by Josins June 30, 2019

Quonk

When you pull an arrow from a quiver

What are you doing?! Quonk your arrow!

by Joeligmafortnite August 21, 2021

QWoke

The act of being brainwashed by QAnon. Like "Woke" except for conspiracy nutjobs. Accepting Alex Jones, Bigfoot, Fox News, pizzagate into your life. Not exclusive to mental illness, but highly correlated.

He was always stupid, but since voting Trump gone off the QWoke deep end.

She told the police she knew the 5G towers were transmitting COVID-HIV hybrid virus activation codes to the vaccine implanted microchips because she's QWoke.

by redmanalishi August 18, 2022

QWoke

The act of being brainwashed by QAnon. Like "Woke" except for conspiracy nutjobs. Accepting Alex Jones, Bigfoot, Fox News, pizzagate into your life. Not exclusive to mental illness, but highly correlated.

He was always stupid, but since voting Trump gone off the QWoke deep end.

She told the police she knew the 5G towers were transmitting COVID-HIV hybrid virus activation codes to the vaccine implanted microchips because she's QWoke.

by redmanalishi August 18, 2022

Qwank

Someone who enjoys butt sex but is not gay or homosexual

That qwank was awesome

by Fun at school January 6, 2010

quonk

Noun: pot, reefer, buds, marijuana (see: kwonk)
Verb form: quonked- stoned, high.

that weed you had had me totally quonked.

by boxo January 19, 2005

Quonk

When someone hits another person on the back of their head with an impressive penis.

Johnny quonked brenda last night and she got knocked out cold.

by Kinky dwarf November 1, 2017