n. A sentence written in such a way that the reader(s) cannot discern whether it is intended to serve as a question, or as a statement.
Why is every damn email she writes filled with questatements? It's like she sticks a question mark at the end of every sentence, regardless of whether it's an ask or a tell.
by Cap'n Wordsmithereens February 12, 2013
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Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."
by Jason_Chatfield October 23, 2018
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2. A really short person with a good sense of style but cannot spell
3. A type of bird (Quetzal)
2. A really short person with a good sense of style but cannot spell
3. A type of bird (Quetzal)
by lil devils November 3, 2010
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1. Someone, usually male, who is too stupid to realize he is gay.
2. A homosexual who does not have the balls to admit that he is a homosexual. Sometimes caused by fear to take it in the ass or be labeled a queer.
3. Someone who is both queer and retarded.
quasi-gay Quatard
1. Someone, usually male, who is too stupid to realize he is gay.
2. A homosexual who does not have the balls to admit that he is a homosexual. Sometimes caused by fear to take it in the ass or be labeled a queer.
3. Someone who is both queer and retarded.
quasi-gay Quatard
Dude, Chris is always checking out guys from the corner of his eye- but his myspace profile says he's straight!
yeah, he's a total quetard.
gay boi 1: There goes Dale with another new girlfriend, wonder how long she'll last? Do you think he'll ever finally admit to himself that he's gay?
gay boi 2: I know! Everyone knows he's homo except himself. He's just completely quetarded.
yeah, he's a total quetard.
gay boi 1: There goes Dale with another new girlfriend, wonder how long she'll last? Do you think he'll ever finally admit to himself that he's gay?
gay boi 2: I know! Everyone knows he's homo except himself. He's just completely quetarded.
by Quatchi-homo September 29, 2008
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That boy Quentarious a loyal nigga.
by Misstellit October 30, 2015
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