Traditional - An evolved form of The Shocker. A quacker is when you apply the traditional shocker to a woman while watching Howard the Duck, eating Peeps marshmallow treats, and/or holding two pringles chips in your mouth to simulate the appearance of a duck.
Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.
Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.
Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.
Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.
Jeff – I heard you gave Mary a quacker last night!!
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!
Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!
Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.
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Vannessia: The quackery has got to stop!
Victorea: I know, right! Have you guys seen the signs that have been popping up in local parks?
William: Dude, I have! They all give detailed info about why you shouldn't feed the ducks!
Bianca: Well, we should still go look at the ducks and hang out with them because they are just so cute and innocent.
Micheal: I totally agree, we will still hang out with the ducks. We just can't feed them.
Victorea: I know, right! Have you guys seen the signs that have been popping up in local parks?
William: Dude, I have! They all give detailed info about why you shouldn't feed the ducks!
Bianca: Well, we should still go look at the ducks and hang out with them because they are just so cute and innocent.
Micheal: I totally agree, we will still hang out with the ducks. We just can't feed them.
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Get the quicker mug.The act of stacking ducks on top of each other, while trying to get each duck to continuously quack in harmony. Mostly done with friends in competition to see who can quacker stack the best.
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