quarter life crisis 

When you are 20 and trying to figure out what to do with your life.

Happy 20th birthday. welcome to your quarter life crisis.

quarter life crisis by stejskal October 2, 2023

Quarter life crisis 

When you realize work is more important than partying..

“Kevin let’s go party,” Joey said “I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” kevin bitchly said

Quarter life crisis by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023

Quarter life crisis 

When you decide to be boring and read and work instead of getting white girl wasted

“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone

Quarter life crisis by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023

Three Quarter Life Crisis

The beginning is usually occurring in males in their early to mid thirties, it typically entails the subject going into a more juvenile state of mind thirties that includes excessive partying, excessive eating, promiscuous sex, chain smoking, every night binge drinking and drugging. This differs from a mid life crisis in the sense that the very activities of a 3/4 life crisis will eventually bring about your demise. Usually triggered by life changes.

“My ex wife told me she thought that I started having a three quarter life crisis at the age of 35.”

“I told her I’m shocked that she thinks I’m going to live to be 44!”

Three Quarter Life Crisis by Dunkin_Johnson December 19, 2021

three-quarter life crisis 

The depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job AND you are over the age of 55.

Jane: "Wow. I cannot believe that after working for The Company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. I have never lost a job before! "
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"

three-quarter life crisis by BigKJS November 24, 2016

Quarter-quarter life crisis 

Basically a mid life crisis but for 13-14 year olds.

As a middle schooler trying to choose which High School Musical movie is the best, I'm going through a quarter-quarter life crisis.

Quarter-quarter life crisis by hamiltonwa May 26, 2016

Quater Life Crisis 

A period in one's life, normally during their mid-20s (24-26), that they feel the need to impulsively make decisions, and need something to blame it on.

"I want that new sports car!"

"It's ok, I'm going through my Quater Life Crisis!"

Quater Life Crisis by James McCabe July 15, 2006