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by nike kicks March 29, 2022

Scatter quail

The act of defecating. When you’re taking a dump and it flies out of you as if you released caged quail and almost makes a fluttering noise.

Dude I just scattered quail and stained the porcelain!

Did you see what Joey did to the bathroom? It looks like someone threw brownie mix at the toilet. Dude we call that scattering quail!

Bro I just scattered quail!!!

Man after that buffet I need to scatter quail.

by The gray fox August 31, 2019

quag out

To laugh very hard usually while under the influence of marijuana and/or alcohol. quag

When we get there try not to quag out ok.

Dude, will u stop quagin out...shit wasnt even that funny

by bigtimeOT December 28, 2007

Quagmires Kingdom

Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".

Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit

"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."

by edward cc doggins April 20, 2009

Quagmiring

The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.

The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.

by xFlea September 23, 2012

Quaggy

Also known as “brother”. Is Alabamian slang used to talk about a male sibling. This word originated from both the hub and from C-Dog who was a famous person who was born in the state.

Oh my God, Quaggy! What are you doing?

by ItsKdyn January 26, 2021

Dream on Dennis Quaid

Used to shoot down someone's thoughts, actions, or feelings in a witty and formal way.

It is a reference to the move, Dreamscape, where Dennis Quaid plays the main role. He enters people's dreams and helps them conquer their fears.

Person A: "I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time...will you marry me?"

Person B: "Dream on Dennis Quaid"

by Mr. Councilman April 25, 2011