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quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.
I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.
by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015
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Queef stack

When the pussy is so dry that when it farts it blows out a plume of dust.
I had been banging this chick from behind so long that when I pulled out she let out a large queef stack.
by Whatarod71 January 25, 2017
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myspace quadfecta

When you get comments, messages, pic comments, and friend request when you sign in
by ryan zutell April 12, 2008
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Creative Queef

A moment of sweet bliss and creativity that came to one randomly. A creative queef is the opposite of a brain fart.
That was the best idea ever, what a creative queef!
by creativequeef June 21, 2021
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queef

Also known as a pussy fart, muff puff, and other names, a queef is flatulence from your vagina.

Women usually queef after sex, as air has been caught in the vagina, causing them to queef. But, they can queef at any time so long they have air caught in their vagina.

Queefs do not smell like a fart usually would, because it’s just air.
Did you hear Ashley queef? That pussy fart was a big one!
by sittingchimp May 13, 2021
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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Queef

Air expulged from vagina ; How to tell you are beating it up correctly.
If she didn't queef, you are lousy in the sack.
by Al' De'lewag January 2, 2007
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