Purse Lint

The receipts, gum wrappers, tissues, and other odd papers that accumulate in your purse seemingly overnight.

Sarah: I just removed three Starbucks receipts, an expired Safeway coupon, two gum wrappers and a half-dozen tissues from my purse. No wonder I couldn't find anything.

Hannah: Wow, that's a lot of Purse Lint.

by miwcat March 17, 2009

purse dog

a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton

In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.

by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008

Purse banana

A perfectly yellow, ready to eat banana that a woman puts in her purse to eat when she is on the go. However, while in transit, the banana becomes overly bruised, bounced around in the bottomless abyss that is her purse.

Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.

By the time I got to work, my yellow banana turned into a purse banana. I had a few unsatisfactory, mushy bites then I tossed it.

by DoubleVisionT March 23, 2013

purse bitch

A man standing outside the ladies dressing room holding the purse of his woman while she tries on new clothes.

Chris was so embarressed to be standing around in the mall looking like a purse bitch.

by Bino August 3, 2004

Purse Grabber

A white woman who grabs her purse when she sees ANY minority person approaching.

John McCain's wife looks like a "purse grabber" to me.

by GayleLynette January 18, 2009

purse-pull

The drawing back of one's purse toward herself in response to the approach of an unsavory, shifty, or shady individual.

Dude, I walked by this table of women going out of Starbucks and got purse-pulled.

by emacmarie March 8, 2011

purse whoopin

Purse whoopin; The act of reducing an attacker to tears with a hand bag, shopping bag or strapped purse. This is usually done to young brassy thug type males, intent on same purse or some other physical type abuse. The defensive act of 'purse whoopin' requires no special skill or talent but seems to come naturally to the purse bearer.

NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"

Jerrod; Junior, what the heell is all that damn blue marks on you facial areas?

Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!

Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!

by The Repurposed Male October 17, 2014