punking

n.
the act of throwing your own ejaculate at someone, most often at their face.

Monkeying, that's shitting in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Buttercupping, thats farting on your hand and cupping it over someone's face.
Punking, that's the apotheosis of bodily fluid weaponization.

"Aaaaargh, my eyes!"
"You just got punked, bitch."

by trollbog December 14, 2011

pukinglyish

adjective used to describe things that make you want to puke... in a good way. ie: Love

"I want to be in love because it is pukinglyish cute."

by Stanlee204 September 15, 2009

puking the mic

How "wacky" morning zoo crew radio DJs talk, where every word sounds overly excited.

"He's really puking the mic to give away those Nickelback tickets."

by gwarjuice January 25, 2013

puking elephant

When a male is pooping and bends down with his head between his legs to witness the action.

I feel so light after that puking elephant, I could tap dance.

That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.

by Nordine January 16, 2022

baby puking

an involuntary form of vomitting in an upright position that involves little or no projectile traits. It typically occurs before an individual is conscious of the act.

John had a stomach virus. When he stood up after 15 hours of laying down, baby puking occured. His vomit ran down his face and dripped onto his sweater.

by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009

Peak pucking

Sucking of balls and popping sound of nipples

I will peak pucking ur dad tonight

by J2121 January 11, 2022

Snack pakking

Where one gapes another persons butthole and ejaculates inside and then proceeds to deficate inside the gaped rectum, then spoon feeds, the owner of the gaped hole, the snack pakk.

so i took that cute guy home from the gym and snack pakked his ass!!!!! Snack Pakking is unlike anything else!!!

by JoshL C March 18, 2008