puck

Word used in replacement of the profanity, fuck.

"Go puck yourself in the bathroom."

"Puck off!"

by nagrom_yafel April 2, 2009

puck

a unit of measure defining the mass of one hockey puck.

Wow, this table is heavy, it must be 1000 pucks.

by B-Hommes, assisted by K-Moose November 7, 2005

pucked

- To slip while fucking (past tense)

"The floor was so wet from her juices, he PUCKED on his ass"

by STRAP September 23, 2006

pucked

To overcook food on the grill, to the point of burning or leaving a hard burnt crust on the food, esp. hamburgers.

Linda wasn't paying attention to the hamburgers on the grill and pucked them.

by p1c March 21, 2009

puck

One tablet or pill of MDMA (ecstasy)

i just ate 23 pucks!!

by Angelo W. March 25, 2008

Pucking

A word used to replace fucking.
If you are a holy roller what you say to not get in trouble.
Pucking, Puck, Pucker it all works

Did you see that pucking itch. God I mean I really hate her she's such a pucking moron!

by Lil'LemonSqueeze January 25, 2007

Puck not pucks

Racial word to describe a group of canadians.

I hate those puck not pucks.

by Captain Butt Fart December 12, 2017