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Street Photography

Take a random camera, usually an expensive dSLR or ideally a "vintage" rangefinder then take photos of any old shit in an urban environment. Random people, beggars, buildings, leaves, garbage - the subject doesn't matter, only that it has zero emotional value and you convert it to high contrast black and white before posting online.
"Aw crap my shutter button stuck down and now my memory card is full of worthless shots of town"

"Don't worry dude, stick it through silver efex pro and call it street photography"
by mirno February 12, 2013
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pootography

The act of taking photographs of your own feces for the purposes of art, or social inadequacy
I showed my friends my pootography collection... they did not approve
by Captain Corpsetacular February 15, 2006
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Protography

The setting up a shot that requires lighting, framing and positioning of subjects.

A studio shoot/behind the scenes of pictures that are professionally done compared to a picture from a click of a button flash digital camera on location
You can see the protography in these images, lighting has a mood, the background is colourful and the model is the delight to the centerpiece.

The protography from the digital SLR camera is beyond amazing.
by SquirrelPower September 3, 2009
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Narrative Photography

This new advertising (mostly..), tricknology that can be seen in any Prada ad : two waifish twentysomething fashion models living together, showed arguing. Hmmmm, cool?
I opened RS to be welcomed by a photo-narrative ad-athon of young-looking, sexy models in ohsogood fold-outs.. and I wondered : why the fuck can't they make ads like this in my country?! bummer!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Poontography

A geek word, refering to the use of a thermal scope on a sniper rifle in infinity wards Popular game: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. It is called so due to the abnormal resbelce to a vagina one bears when using said attachment on said gun.
Person 1: dude i just got sniped by some guy spawn sniping with the thermal scope on quarry.

Person 2: dude what freakin poontography
by Drummerdude2295 May 29, 2010
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Photography Safari

The time spent with a friend while doing photography. This does not need to take place on an actual safari.
We should go on a photography safari tomorrow! I just got a new camera that is badass.
by shshshannon December 30, 2010
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photography

is the act of taking photographs of shit.
Person: So, what are you studying in school?

Photografaggot: Photography.

Person: Oh, you mean taking pictures of shit?

Photografaggot: There's way more to it than that...It's an art...Most people just don't understan-

Person: Shut the fuck up, and get a real major.
by And Ee January 14, 2010
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