procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.

I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."

by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

Procrastishit

The act of taking a shit and trawling social media in an effort to avoid your responsibilities

Dan kindly excused himself from the meeting to go take a procrastishit

Or

Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due

by Fuckingfuckboy November 1, 2015

Procrastasexing

The act of procrastination by engaging in any sexual act.

Procrastasexing is when a woman needs to finish her presentation for tomorrow's big business meeting, and instead calls her husband and tells him she will be home early from work and ends the conversation and phone call "If you know what I mean."

Any time any college student has a presentation, essay or any final project or test due and they have a either a significant other or fuck buddy they will always Procrastasex.

A student studying abroad claiming the need for an "intercultural experience" which supersedes the three essays they already have extensions on and will almost always end up procrastasexing.

by waitingfortheratrace June 20, 2011

procraste

A particularly lazy form of procrastination, when you can't even be bothered to say the whole word.

"I think I will pro...crast...e"
"What?"
"Umm, procraste?"

by Friend of Kamal February 17, 2009

Procrastdestination

The place your going to be...eventually

I'm gonna be living in London some day.

Dude, you're like 80 years old. London is kind of a procrastdestination isn't it?

by GenericPseudoname February 18, 2011

procrasterbake

The act of smoking weed instead of doing any work and saving the work for later. Similar to procrasterbating.

I could do my homework... but i think i'll just procrasterbake

by Tommie Neppa September 13, 2011

Procrasterbating

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"

"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022