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Elvis Presley

A great entertainer who glorrified black music. He caused tyrades with women fans with the gyration of his hips (which were band from showing from the waste down on 50's tv due to its sexual conotations).

He starred in several movies and had one daugther.

Elvis's career declined in the 1960's as British rock took the scene. He did have a comeback attempt in 1968. During his later years he indulged in sex, drugs, more drugs, and banana and peanut butter sandwiches. His weight blew up to over 300.

He was rumored to wear more cologne no matter how much he smelled bad.

In August of 1977, he was found by his staff face down in the bathroom with a large amount of fecal matter potruding from his buttocks. The feces was broken away and he was turned over and administered CPR. He was pronounced dead 2 hours later.

He did not die of defecide (Dying while defecating) but yet by a massive heart attack induced by an impacted constipated colon filled with dozens of prescription drugs and fatty foods.

His home has been turned into a museum attracting some 40 million people annually.
Elvis mixed country and R&B together. He made the mainstream appreciate watered down black R&B music.
by Mr. Dwayne July 18, 2005
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Lisa Marie Presley

Born February 1, 1968, to Elvis and Priscilla Presley. Presley is on her 4th marriage. First, it was Danny Keough (which resulted in Riley Keough and Benjamin Storm Keough), Michael Jackson and Nicolas Cage. Lisa is currently married to Michael Lockwood which resulted in fraternal twin girls, Harper Vivienne Ann and Finley Aaron Love. (Finley's middle name, Aaron, is dedicated to her father's middle name, Aron later changed to Aaron and Love is dedicated to Lisa's paternal grandmother (Elvis' mother) who was Gladys Love Presley. Ann is dedicated to Priscilla's middle name.

Lisa Marie sings and she has an attitude...known as LMFP.
Hey, does Elvis have any kids?
Yeah, Lisa Marie Presley.
You mean Lisa Marie Fuckin' Presley.
by LMMAC December 30, 2009
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prestlee

Hottest LG(little Girl) you have ever seen in your entire life.
Man did you just see that prestlee that walked by. I'd tap her any day
by Dylan and Taylor September 30, 2007
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Presley

A dependable, smart, and fun person to be around, Presley is always trying to make others around her laugh and see the best in themselves. She is hardworking and determined. She likes people who listen and care about her. She is dependable and loves to believe there is something great about each day. She never stays mad long enough not to laugh at the dumbest joke. She is talented and naturally gives great advice. Presleys reading this, if this is you, then ask yourself: Do you play the French horn? It is da best instrument!
Presley loves the French horn.
by T. Sparkle Glitter September 13, 2018
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Presley

A presley is someone that is really pretty But doesn’t admit it. Although her friends think she’s not. She has a boyfriend at all times. She has medium length blonde hair. She is SUPER SUPER thiccc. All of her cousins’ friends are in love with her. Her boyfriend never talks to her in public. They FaceTime 24/7. If she likes someone, she will tell them. She is very very brave.
“Dude your girlfriend is such a Presley”

I know right. But she’s mine so back off bitch
by Presley’s Boyfriend February 8, 2019
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priestley

Wow, dat bitch priestley!
by DanLiss December 31, 2013
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Presley

A beautiful girl who can dance,sing,cheer, and most of all knows how to be a good friend. A girl who knows how to make you laugh and smile and cry all at the same time. She is beautiful inside and out. You will have lots of inside jokes like starfish, perfect fit, cushions in mama's room, and hobos at a party in LA!!
GIRL 1: OMG you are such a presley!!!
GIRL 2: OMG THANKS GIRL!!!
by WEATEATER April 21, 2018
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