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prawn

Most commonly described as a girl with a great body but a mangy unlovable head..
Also used in relation with "seafood lappy": the act of a prawn stripper giving you a lapdance.
"seafood smorgasboard": where a room is filled with prawns, so many prawns it can make a man gay...or a lesbian want to have a crack at the wang..
"don't hook that chick, she's a prawn"
"i got a seafood lappy last night, i told her she wasnt worth $50 so i gave her $10 and told her to turn around"
"lets bail, this place is a seafood smorgasboard"
"you mutant prawn, i'll slap your arse up and your face off...then we'll talk!"
by edidas May 13, 2005
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prawn

Noun or Adjective
South African Slang:
A 'Prawn' could be any person (no matter their race or gender) who are the lowest of low-level scum on the Earth. They are 'bottom feeders' who most people despise and find highly annoying. They are also known to be profoundly stupid and struggle to tie their own shoelaces.

Someone or something can also be described as a prawn. It means they/it are shit.
Has similar connotations to 'poes'.
Person 1: 'Hey my guy! Would you mind checking out my new Fortnite pencil?'
Person 2: 'Shut the fuck up and stop being a prawn, and stop buying prawn stationery, prawn.'
by TheBiggestPrawnInJhb February 21, 2022
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prawn

A woman with a hot body but a shocking head
She was a bit of a Prawn,her body was good enough to eat but you would throw the head away.
by Chadwyked September 15, 2020
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prawn

I caught my sister in bed twangin' her prawn
by Dirt Monkey September 18, 2003
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prawned

When Pepe the King Prawn (muppet) takes you to school in some form or fashion.
"Hey Kermin, you try to frog around with me, you going to be prawned, mmkay?"
by thebeej April 30, 2009
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prawn

1. A shrimp.
2. A female with a good body but an ugly face. You would sleep with her, but her face is too ugly. Do the ^paperbag trick^ to these ^butther faces^.
1. "Let's go get some prawn's from Paddy's."
2. "Rip off her head and eat the pink bits inside, just like a prawn."
"I met a prawn last night...I took her home and by putting a brown paperbag over her head I was coming in minutes."
by Diego August 14, 2003
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prawn

Another term for Cray Fish, also known as "Craw Fish" and Craw Dads
I'm gonna go ketch me some of them there prawn
by jdonut July 7, 2003
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