poulterwill

best person alive <3 yes very coolie, extremely funny and beautiful 🤨 she should share some of these traits sometimes :)

add her NOW, will (poulter) you please 😋

“poulterwill is talented in the making of edits, we should all go watch and learn”

by prongsthestag5 September 11, 2021

poultergeist

What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.

Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!

by QuacksO March 16, 2022

Puttered out

When something is blown out and sloppy to the point of disbelief

Person 1: the fitment is so terrible we have to prefabricate everything

Person 2: yeah it’s really puttered out there’s no fixing it

by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023

Portered

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.

"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."

by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023

Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android

Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.

I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Hattie Poulter

A crazy sex butt monkey lover that enjoys a game of scrabble. Her favourite thing to do in life is talk to Henry Bodle, ""a simply amazing guy" described by her. However during recent years she has developed a toe nail addiction and cannot last a day without munching on a toe nail covered piece of toast.

Hattie is here, better keep our distance. Hattie Poulter.

by HTGB February 27, 2013