POTATO

POTATO IS AN ADORABLE LOVING PERSON WHO DESERVES BETTER DEFINITIONS ON URBAN DICTIONARY. THEY ARE LOVEABLE AND AN ALL AROUND AMAZING PERSON. THEY ARE ALSO SMART AND THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST HUSBANDO.

“OMG POTATO IS SO CUTE!”

“OMG HOW KIND POTATO IS!”
“WHAT A PERFECT HUSBANDO POTATO IS!”

by Shi-knows January 20, 2019

potato

noun:
- big, fat, unmoving object

verb:
- to lounge around and do nothing

"I feel like a potato"
"I have been potatoing this entire quarantine"

by Bobofats July 14, 2020

Potato

A potato is the only meaning of life (true)!!!

POTATO!!!!!!!

by Anonymous_hate_writer December 31, 2019

Potatoness

Potatoness (adj.) (PO-Tay-Toe-Ness) the act of being potato like or in other words being like Lucilla Faith. 2. The act of laying around and being lazy.

x: wow look at that potatoness lucilla is doing 2. Wow look at all the potatoness Cori has going on. Just laying on the couch like that. 3 sorry I was late, I had too much potatoness going on

by Alpha Defender October 22, 2015

potato

A shitty and slow electronic device

Guy 1: My computer can't run League of Legends, it always lags so much!

Guy 2: Your computer's a fucking potato.

by atuewio324651 July 25, 2023

Potato

Someone named potato is the most powerful being in the universe and can destroy entire galaxies with just a thought.
You do not want to mess with a potato. You will most likely be killed.

Man, i'm kind of scared of that Potato dude, i heard he kills anyone who puts pineapple on pizza.

by A different random guy October 27, 2018

potatoe

The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.

<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."

by pythonspam November 7, 2003