When you're doing your girl anally, cum in between her ass cheeks. In the manner of a waffle iron, forcefully squeeze her ass cheeks together resembling the waffle mix spewing out... Enjoy!
by Veja Taable August 17, 2008
by Anthony Enrique Esparza Cinelli August 19, 2005
When a fecale deposit is made into a toilet and the resulting pile sticks out of the water and begins to emit a foul aroma so another layer of toilet paper is put over top to hopefully somewhat decrease the smell. Then you eliminate solid waste on the new layer and are forced to repeat. This is used by people who do not want to waste water, or people who hate the butt spray from a seated courtesy flush.
My thighs were too weak to hover for the flush to be over after a long night of tequila and tacos. So I just cooked up a family sized portion of Portuguese lasagna for the whole second floor of the dorm.
by The585King February 24, 2011
PLS I'M PORTUGUESE AND I DON'T EAT PUSSY IN THE MORNING GOD DAMN! i eat cereal ,pastry , maybe a toast or Portuguese sweets like pastel-de-nata... Anything except pussy eggs ðŸ˜
by I live in Spain without the s October 30, 2021
A term commonly refered to as a P5. The act of driving your car up and down main street in the town of falmouth. When you spot a P5 you will most likly also hear loud bass and spot a mustang or other sub par autos with fake spinners or rims perchased at Sears auto centers. Portuguese 500 are seen done by every one that attended FHS.
by Tbone1111 May 15, 2007
An aerodynamic aviation system designed by J. Cordeiro the infamous Portuguese aviation engineer. Commonly referred to as the "Pork Chop Express". Developed and tested within Ontario Canada, Brought into production by Clearway Construction.
by VladTheVagabond February 8, 2019
by 1337troll November 4, 2013