Porch Beef

1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.

Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.

by Foon J Cracker October 24, 2009

pormhub

The website weve all typed in by accident too many times

Pormhub.com "Oh shit I misspelled it"

by Not making one August 13, 2017

porh

You keep mispelling porn and keep typing "porb" or "porm", but you outdid yourself and typed Porh instead, you saw the urban dictionary link and clicked it because you were curious.

Porh!... NO PORM... I MEAN PORB...

by Dandle Handle January 25, 2016

porphyrophile

Someone obsessed with the color purple, to disturbing extremes.

Suzi's such a porphyrophile, I swear, all she does is sit and stare at purple things. And sometimes gnaws.

by suzi (the mythical tuna) February 11, 2004

Porch Pirates

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.

You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door

by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018

pornhub premium

The membership in which young children and horny teenagers spend hours upon hours trying to get for free

Wow dude, I so want pornhub premium, but don't want to ask my mom

by Rango August 22, 2017

porchdick

(noun) an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his porch

(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.

Jessie's (from The Walking Dead) husband is a porchdick.

by uncthegreatest40 March 8, 2015