Pork

A godly substance, commonly referred to as, "The Substance".
Oh my god... it's Pork.
by PencilLeadHead July 07, 2018
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porking

A bet involving going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money
So what do you guys want to do?

Let's go porking!

Alright, winner gets $100.
by FTT360 December 08, 2006
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porked

I just got porked by that pig from Charlotte's Web.
by rehabis4quitters September 15, 2007
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porked

The act of having a pig shot at you.
Dood that fucking prawn just porked you.
by Kemystboy1 October 18, 2009
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porking

the act of lifting your leg like a dog and then emitting toxic gas from your anus. commonly brought up when talking about being burritoed.
Matt smirked and began porking in the middle of his AP Environmental Science class.
by white muddaafuggaaa November 02, 2011
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PORK

(Adjective) An acronym used to describe a general feeling of normalcy which may be applied to any situation not particularly out of the ordinary; Perfectly-Ordinary-Regular-Kind. Best when used in contrast with situations most would describe themselves as going HAM or as it is more commonly known, Hard-As-A-Motherfucker.
Bill: "So, whats up man? What are you up to tonight?"

Ted: "Well, I've got a 10 page thesis to type in addition to 350 pages I have to read for each one of my Pre-Med classes. Then I plan on spending about 3 hours at the lab going over different procedures for the different set of exams coming up in the next few weeks. I'm also gonna try and fit in a coffee break somewhere."

Bill: "Wow, sounds like your going PORK tonight.."

Ted (Sighs deeply as he grabs his backpack full of textbooks).
by crazykidcarlson91 September 24, 2011
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Pork

Inspired by the motion picture, Mr. Woodcock, this word is used as a synonym for intercourse. Generally used by males. Alternate uses include, porked, porking, will pork.
Yo O'leary pork that shit!

You would be mad too if your sister was being porked by Ellis.
by Dearn June 30, 2009
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