pop tart effect

n. the blissful re-discovering of one of a pair; the moment at which one realizes they have more than previously thought; also referred to as Twix effect

"That was a delicious pop tart, sure wish i had one more. oh wait, i do. pop tart effect."

by Samuel Conner May 3, 2010

Pop Tart

Sugar filled crack puppies, long suspected to be laced with some sort of hardcore addictive drug. Pop tarts are love. You eat them and are transported to a magical kingdom.

WHoooooAAAahhhhh, these Pop Tarts are smashin', my bro.

by ZEEK_WILDE January 31, 2010

Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

by DrSwift December 7, 2011

Chocolate Pop Tart

Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart

Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.

by Poptarthart February 10, 2012

𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽

Can be used as an instagram caption, especially if you want to look artsy, or like a crackhead.

“𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽”

by that libtard March 6, 2019

Plain pop tart

Someone with no personality, or point of being there.

The kid that sits next to me in math is a plain pop tart. He has no personality, and he’s zoned out 99% of the time. I’ve never even heard him talk.

(This is not a quiet kid, but someone who seems to be out of it due to drug use)

by Uglybuglybee September 18, 2023

kansas city pop tart

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.

I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.

by Michelangelo Da Vinci July 5, 2016