pop tart

(1)a pussy ass nigga, whose sweet on the outside but soft in the middle.
(2)delicious treat in the morning

"Pop tarts again?! Gee mom, you're great!"

by Geoff March 28, 2003

Pop Tart

Pop tarting is a combination of butt sex and titi sex. Push the cheeks together and have a blast.

I refuse to have butt sex or titi sex so I pop tarted instead!

by poptoast1822 July 03, 2009

POP TART

A sex act, of teabagginga female while in a tanning bed, and cumming on her, like a poptart in an toster oven.

I'd like to pop tart that fine ass beezy!

by brian, andrew, steven September 18, 2006

pop tart

popping the cherry of a mentally retarded person.

I was so drunk i didn't mean to pop tart.

by xylience July 02, 2010

Pop Tart

An overly flamboyant gay guy or an extemely girly girl. They tend to wear bright clothes and be very outgoing and loud.

God Nancy, you are such a pop tart.

by BubblegumPop! October 27, 2010

to pop tart it

to arrive at mentally
to be able to mentally deduct
to be able to say something really smart
to say what you would like to about something

I wanted to pop tart the lesson I learned in class.
You can have it if I get to pop tart it.

by Mr. Wantto Poptart That July 09, 2010

pop tart

The invention of none other than Tom Petersson of Cheap Trick . . . along with the 12-string bass.

When Tom invented the Pop Tart, he had his hands in a lot of pies.

by Perfect Stranger April 23, 2006