pop tart

a soft nigga

Man why u acting like a pop tart?

by k hezzy November 7, 2003

pop tart

(1)a pussy ass nigga, whose sweet on the outside but soft in the middle.
(2)delicious treat in the morning

"Pop tarts again?! Gee mom, you're great!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

POP TART

A sex act, of teabagginga female while in a tanning bed, and cumming on her, like a poptart in an toster oven.

I'd like to pop tart that fine ass beezy!

by brian, andrew, steven September 19, 2008

pop tart

popping the cherry of a mentally retarded person.

I was so drunk i didn't mean to pop tart.

by xylience July 6, 2010

to pop tart it

to arrive at mentally
to be able to mentally deduct
to be able to say something really smart
to say what you would like to about something

I wanted to pop tart the lesson I learned in class.
You can have it if I get to pop tart it.

by Mr. Wantto Poptart That July 10, 2010

pop tart

The invention of none other than Tom Petersson of Cheap Trick . . . along with the 12-string bass.

When Tom invented the Pop Tart, he had his hands in a lot of pies.

by Perfect Stranger May 4, 2006

Pop tart

Whore that tries to break everyone up. This person in generally lonely and has nothing in their life so the sabotage everyone around them's life. This person is a SKANK!

Hey want some more pop tart? Did you just say whore pop tart? No (sees the pop tart waking down hallway) Did you see her and think whore and here it instead of more? Probably.

by Pop tart hater April 25, 2010