poop snake

a poop snake is a masterful creature from within the bowl of every soulless gingers toilet..it cannot be defeated or destroyed..not even with the pythagorean theorem. ever.

yo that poop snake was running wild like wayne brady choking bitches ! he even tried to easy bake oven that bitch !

by Josefffff February 19, 2011

Poopsnackle

The unmistakable sound of feces leaving the anus of the person sitting in the stall next to you in a quiet bathroom

Out of all the available stalls, my boss picks the one right next to mine, I even heard his poopsnackle

by Ion4014 July 3, 2011

Poopkake

The act of a group of men pooping on a woman's face. Like a bukake, but much more aggressive.

Ethan, Bob, Jose, and Arnold all gave Michelle a huge poopkake as she begged for more shit to be lain on her face.

by 908 Projectile July 30, 2011

poopsmoke

Alternate definition for the action of passing gas, farting, cutting the cheese, ripping one, barking spider.

Since a fart is methane gas from the area from where the body passes it's fecal matter, it makes sense to define the 'smoke' that exits as related to the m,ost common use of the colon: poop.

Dang! Where did that poopsmoke come from?
Hooo dang! You've got the poopsmoke!

by cwilson May 5, 2006

Hoopsnake

To attempt to perform fellatio on ones self.

"Steve was too drunk to play guitar so the band told him they were not going to pay him unless he entertained the crowd. He went up and attempted to hoopsnake on the stage".

by Monkeyfuss July 12, 2012

poopenate

1.The smell or stench of poop.

2.To poop. The act of pooping.

3.multiple peices of poop.

Look at all the poopenate!

I have to poopenate.

by Joe Cheney June 11, 2006

pooshake

A combination of dried (either by the heat of the sun, or by oven) excrement with milk.

Stevo: Damn Bubba it's so hot in here. U got anythin to drink?

Bubba: Hell yeah, try one of my pooshakes

by Peter Blomley June 18, 2008