Austrian Popsicle

The act of fingering a vagina.

Before we get down to business, I'm gonna give you an Austrian Popsicle.

by JewFire69 May 15, 2016

popsicle pussy

When a gentleman decides to pleasure his lover by inserting a popsicle into her vagina. After the delicious fruit juices have melted and made a big sticky mess he proceeds to clean her up with his tongue. The contrast in temperature creates a pleasant sensation which leads to an explosive orgasm.

"I really want to do something special for Debbie this year."
"Have you tried popsicle pussy yet?"
"That's perfect, she'll love it!"

I had to remind Cassie to pick up some grape popsicles at the grocery store, those are the best for popsicle pussy.

by Snakier October 20, 2010

Popsicle

A frozen treat that comes in many different colours and flavors.

Ice Cream Man:YOU ARE GONNA EAT YOUR POPSICLE AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!
Bobbie:Ok

by TheWiggidy April 19, 2004

caca popsicle

1. A tasty summer treat in which one has a choice between cashew nut or corn flavorings

2. A bj immediately following buttsex

Sheila loves caca popsicles on a hot summer day, unless she's been eating cashew nut.

by Maranda Sester September 22, 2005

Cowboy-popsicle

A frozen rope used for anal sexual pleasure between to male partners.

Adam beat Jim in tug of war with a cowboy-popsicle last night.

by Harry Richardson December 31, 2021

Paraguayan Popsicle

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."

Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"

by Dr. Popsicle March 4, 2011

Popsicle Face

1. The smile of a small child when they are given a popsicle for no reason.

2. Smiling because you know you're about to get into trouble.

Dan said I had a popsicle face when the copier sales girl was flirting with me.

by Bo Dizzle August 21, 2007