Poopdick

When you do anal and a girl shits on your dick

Celsie was doing anal and shit on a guys dick poopdick

by Celsie May 13, 2021

POOPDICK

When you shit all over your own dick.

Did you hear? Sam slipped in diarrhea doo doo , from falling off an 8 foot tree branch into the ditch below. Not only were his clothes dirty, he also got poopdick.

by PP Gang Official April 10, 2022

PoopDick

When you ash your cigarette, blunt, or joint and the cherry falls out.

“Fuck, I just Poopdicked on the floor!”

by Poopdicken Granny August 14, 2022

Poopdick

Someone That has a great deal of fuckery and shenanigans./ A meth pipe/ to have poop on your dick

Hey poopdick pass the poopdick and you have poopdick poopdick

by Doody johnson November 28, 2024

poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously

Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!

by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009

poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...

I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!

by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013

Poopsick

Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.

"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."

by andrewbw October 16, 2008