'pone

As in Al Capone (the notorious gangster/ murder); to beat up, hurt, mess up

(After someone really pisses you off)

I'm gonna 'pone his ass!

by Lil Bootie December 20, 2008

pone bone

A type of wine developed in the Sheffield area, only £3.
Drinkable only on long journeys or in parks.
A phrase often shouted by drunk, over-excited girls.

My god this executive minibus is boring, let's break out the pone bone!

WOO PONE BONE!

by Maximator June 29, 2011

pone legit

N. A truly great pwn. Pwnage so awesome, it is legit.

dude your pwning was totally legit
Haha! PONE LEGIT!

by Liz Egbert December 14, 2008

Pone phone

another way of saying, that was a FAIL.

(say to friend who just screwed something up)
ring ring, ring ring
pick up the pone phone

by goldfish are my life September 3, 2009

pone it

Ace it, to do well

"shall we do this?"

"Yeh lets pone it"

by flange92 August 14, 2008

pone deaf

Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"

The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.

Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.

by jaypce December 10, 2010

pone off

1. To disappear aka leave the premises asap

"Who invited you?"

"Fine then, i'll pone off..!"

by ChineseMandingo February 13, 2012