Porcher

When you’re outside with your buddies and you’re sitting on the front porch or the back porch or really any sided porch, and you crack open a cold brewski with the broskies and start havin those conversations about that asshole coworker or Sally down the street who you just found out is the reason you’re now all Igloo buddies. And then the next day you can’t wait to do it all over again, only this time in order to summon the troops you send out the rallying cry, “Hey, wanna have a porcher?”

Richard: “Hey Dick, how are ya now?”
Dick: “Oh ya know, got a lot on my mind”
Richard: “Wanna talk it over a porcher?”

by djnd August 1, 2019

Bun Puncher

Another term for a gay male. The term is derived from the act of a man pounding another man from behind. In essence, he is "punching" the receiving tart's buns.

Man look at that fruit pound that tart from behind. He's such a bun puncher!

by ExitOnly69 August 19, 2009

Pennsylvania Pincher

This is a daring maneuver that consists of you taking an industrial strength paperclip and clamping it down onto your penis. This is used to make sure you don't cum prematurely. Next pour gasoline on your penis and instert it into your girlfriends ass or pussy. When you feel like you are about to cum light your cock on fire and take off the paperclip. When you cum, fireballs will shoot out onto your girls nipples, thus making blisters. Pop the blisters with your paperclip and make her drink the juice. After you are done, shit on her eyes and say KFC MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! Before you are both done with your sick sense of pleasure remember to take the nearest blender or chainsaw and grind up both of your genitals. If you don't have either just take a hammer and nail and just pound away! Don't be afraid, its completely socially acceptable and its great to do in class!

I went into the bathroom at taco bell and gave the fat cashier a Pennsylvania Pincher.

Dude did you here? My cock is now a half as long and black because I had a Pennsylvania Pincher with your mom!

Wow I was cumming so hard after I had a pennsylvania pincher with everyone at the old peoples' home!

by IFUCKEDURMOMWITHABOOBIE! November 15, 2010

Cunt puncher

When your doing a girl, and she says "i'm cumming" you pull out and punch her right in the cunt!

Nick cunt punched Hannah.

by Burpnsmile April 9, 2004

playground poacher

This is a person who seeks relations with the general inhabitants of the local childrens recreational area. They also groom underage girls with the intention to engage in a sexual relationship in the near future.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there
Person 2: What a fucking filthy Playground Poacher
Person 1: Is that Liam Hughes?
Person 2: Maybe

by Khali would fuck a bear up September 1, 2009

daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

Minnesota Pincher

The process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your penis on the inside of said hole. After this you make someone touch your penis when they put their fingers into the bowling ball's three holes.

Griffin: I gave Sarah a Minnesota Pincher last night at the bowling alley.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.

by Pedro the substenancer December 1, 2010