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Poltergeist

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.
"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"
by srcl72 July 5, 2019
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Poltergeist

A person who ghosts groups of people, and occasionally causes drama within the groups of people that have been ghosted
“Lacy ghosted us when we were making plans to meet up and is now causing lots of drama in the friend group by saying she feels excluded
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”
by Broncosaurus Manning July 9, 2020
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Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"
by wieskakasia September 15, 2022
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Poltergeisted

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.
Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here
by Gastly April 23, 2023
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Poltergeist

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.

known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.

currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.
"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."

"same old guy."
by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023
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Paltergeisting

Paltergeisting (verb, from “paltering” + “poltergeist”)

Core definition:

To “haunt” or destabilize someone’s understanding of reality by using technically true but misleading communication, so that they walk away confused, doubting themselves, or unable to tell what was real.

It’s not just paltering (using truth to mislead).
Paltergeisting = the active act of creating that haunting, foggy after-effect.
• “He didn’t lie about where he was, he just said ‘I stepped out for a bit.’ Left out the part where he stepped out with his ex. That’s straight paltergeisting.”
• “Talking to that company rep was wild. Every answer was technically true and somehow I knew less after each email. I’ve been paltergeisted.”
• “Stop paltergeisting me and just say what you actually did.”
by dogdog December 2, 2025
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food poltergeist

A food poltergeist is a word to describe a deadly and loud fart
by Supernova2867 May 20, 2022
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