plutokleptocracy

a government of rich thieves, by rich thieves and for rich thieves

What is the difference between South Africa and Ethiopia?

Simple. South Africa is a democracy (government of the people, by the people, and for the people).

Ethiopia is a plutokleptocracy (a government of rich thieves, by rich thieves and for rich thieves).

Two weeks ago in Hawassa, Ethiopia democracy was mocked. This past week democracy was vindicated in South Africa. Thabo Mbeki, President of South Africa, did something that is rarely done, seen or heard of on the African continent. He relinquished power voluntarily, peacefully and gracefully. The African National Congress asked Thabo to step down.

by billstew April 30, 2011

plutored

Being so drunk you're on pluto. Truly fucked.

Mark: Jim wats the craic?
Jim: I'm fucking plutored.
Mark:That bad man?

by Danvcxz March 31, 2014

Pluto

A beautiful young lady with Affable personality. She is Ambitious and has trust in her own abilities and knows that she has value. Pluto is a girl given name which means bold or expressive eyes!

Hey Pluto, how are you doing today?

by _trablu3 February 4, 2021

plutonium

The antithesis of Gold.

I thought I was gold.

Then I found out I was plutonium:(

by Dick Tonium July 27, 2014

pluto'd

Verb: Ploo-toad- To be un fairly shut down, demoted or kicked out.

Inspired from the acts of astronomers, when pluto was kicked out of the solar system.

Im sorry sir but your being pluto'd from the group.

Guy 1: Dude what happened?
Guy 2: Man she just pluto'd me!
Guy 1: Out of no where?
Guy 2: YA! Out of the blue.

by Casey T. January 10, 2007

plutonians

two spiky aliens from pluto who frequently appear on aqua teen hunger force. oglethorpe (orange) is the angry one who wants to rule the world. he has a heavy german accent. emory (green) is the laid-back one who doesn't want any trouble. they have smoked weed, stolen cable tv, and tried to create a clone of master shake. they also fight the mooninites in "spacecataz" at the beginning of the newer episodes. both are named after universities in atlanta.

Frylock: Is there maybe a higher brain form that I could speak with?

Oglethorpe: Nein! We are on a top-secret mission of world domination!

Frylock: World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-o.

Emory: Is that, like, an important place or something?

Oglethorpe: WHERE IS IT?

by d-shadow July 7, 2005

pluto pup

A Pluto pup is an Australian delicacy, a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. If you decline a Pluto Pup from someone, you will be kicked out of the country, you monster.

Also known as Corn Dog

Alice: Hey Jimmy want a Pluto Pup?

Jimmy: Oh no thanks

Alice: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DECLINE A PLUTO PUP! PLUTO PUPS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PURE AND PERFECT IN ALL WAYS. YOU ARE A FUCKING SWINE I CANT BELIEVE YOU EVEN EXIST YOU FUCKING PEACE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT

Jimmy: Jesus fine i'll have a Pluto Pup damn

by Don'tPanic!AtthediscoNoNotYet April 24, 2016