yonky plonk

When a male cow is having sexual intercourse with you and violently sharts all over your cock and balls

I masturbated to Greg doing a yonky plonk in the field yesterday

by Yonker August 29, 2022

Flag

AC Plonk

aircraftman second class in the RAF

He had recently been on leave, wearing the uniform of an AC Plonk (newly joined airman) …

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

Flag

dude she drank so much she was so plonked

by mommymckee July 14, 2021

Flag

The sound made when a person is added to a killfile, muted, or blocked.

by af63 February 21, 2022

Flag

Guy1: Hey
Guy2:what
Guy1:plonk
Guy2:(bleeds out)

by bahablastforsale June 16, 2025

Flag

Inspired by the 'planking' craze, the art of plonking is to lay a turd horizontally across the ground any objects outside of Plonk! wine bar.

That guy was a jerk. We should take a 'plonk!' on the patio.

by golden cobra July 13, 2011

Flag

Yes Its a word- it is an awesome vehicle and guess what you can have your own plinky plonk if you just turn on in the night garden.

by March 21, 2022

Flag