Playstation 3

The plastation 3 is the most unsuccessful games console in the playstation franchise. Its lack of good games combined with its poor design are key factors in why it has been outshone by the xbox 360 and Nintendo wii. Some games experts are even suspicious that it is just an upgrade of the plasation 2 with a blu-ray player and bigger hard drive. The online aspect of it is also poor due to the bad lag and lack of English speaking players. The reward system for the playstation has also been condemned as a copy of the xbox's highly successful "achievement" reward system. All these factors contribute to why the playstation 3 has not sold well and is referred to as the shantytown of houses.

Xbox user 1: what are you going to do when you get home?

Xbox user 2: I’m going to play some gears on my badass 360

Playstation user 1: what are you going to do when you get home?

Playstation user 2: I’m going to trade in my playstation 3 for an xbox.

by Arnold Antinagor April 15, 2009

playstation 3

System currently (probably) on/off the works. It will probably have more standard computer similarities such as a high GB harddrive with purchase, etc.

I submit advanced cd-r/w capabilities with this installment of the PS line.

by LarstaiT December 28, 2003

playstation 3

an inferior gaming system compared to the x box 360. known best for having lame-ass japanese fighting games as the main profit. (devil may cry 4).
while the rest of the world is playing AWESOME games like halo 3 ODST, the playstation gamers are stuck with pussy ass titles like naruto storm, and Eternal Sonata.

x box owner 1: Broheem, we gonna play some Halo 3 ODST firefight tonight?

x box owner 2: Hell yes broseph! we gonna get the vidmaster challenges, yay recon!!!

playstation 3 owner: im gonna go play Naruto.....

(x box owners point and laugh, then skip away to go kill the covenant)

by i cant find an unused name! October 2, 2009

playstation 3

A blu-ray player with a mediocre game console surrounding it.

Playstation 3 sucks.

by bewareoblivionisathand March 11, 2007

playstation 3

A somewhat large, shiny, and expensive novelty paperweight.

Joe: Hey man, you gonna play your Wii this weekend?
Jack: What're you talking about? I can't even find a Wii anywhere, you idiot!
Joe: Hey, what's that ginormous thing on your desk?
Jack: Ah, it's called a PlayStation 3. See, I needed something to hold down all my extra money—so I went out and bought this thing. Turns out once I bought it, I actually didn't need it anymore.

by L. Adam July 20, 2008

playstation 3

Probably one of the crappiest, shittiest, shits i have ever heard of and seen. First of all, what the hell is sony doing in the gaming buisness? Second of all, why does a system need a dvd player? ("But the ps3 can change into birthstone colors every month! That is sooooo cool") BULLSHIT! Who gives a shit about a system that can change color. Big deal. I take shits that have better color than that.

Now that the sony playstation 3 can play dvds, subsitute as a computer, change colors every month, will it wipe my ass, trim my hair and do brain surgery?

by Harsh_Critic March 26, 2005

Playstation 3

The gayest piece of shit system ever, I WILL NOT BUY THIS WHEN IT COMES OUT!! xbox360 will totally OWN this in every way, plus the ps3 looks really fucked up specially the controllers which when women are gaming will prolly have some fun with...

FUCK you PS3 . . . <><><><>

by Jonny Poobody July 30, 2005