plaps

Bits of ugly fat hanging over the top of hipster jeans when someone squeezes into a size too small.
Most visible from behind, the unsighly bulges can be spotted in almost any pub or night club in the UK on a Friday or Saturday night, and sightings have been reported during the daytime too.
The hipster jeans are usually accompanied by a tight t-shirt which rides up to the narrower part of the body due to the width of the plaps, making them more obvious. The t-shirt may also be a size too small, although this is not always the case.

"I have to keep pulling my t-shirt down to cover my plaps."

by psuedonym April 15, 2005

fap and plap

Masturbation "fapping" immediately followed by sex "plapping". Also known as F&P.

Dave was up all night after fapping and plapping. He's real good at the ol'fap and plap routine.

by /b/leach_my_eyes May 21, 2021

plap

acronym for "people laughing at people"

when their opponents fell the coach had plap

by ex_92 September 30, 2009

plaps

to pop like a poppy seed, or, the act of

When your cells get attacked by viruses some of them try to plaps.

Don't make me plaps you.

by wburglett November 13, 2006

Plapped-a-puss

Best used in the missionary position.
When the male reaches the climax of his orgasm, he withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina and shoots his load all over her vulva. He then slaps the cum covered pussy with his dick, making the semen splatter the surrounding areas.

"Last night I plapped-a-puss fuckin' hardcore, man."

by Merick August 18, 2007

ploobl oobl plap blap

an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by “Ploobl oobl plap blap” and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.

There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear

Zekee: Ploobl oobl plap blap!!
Jazaire: what the fuck?

by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021

plap

to generally geek about using a keyboard

i was just plapping about - general computer keyboard usage with acompanied finger tapping actions

by ladybird March 12, 2007