Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls

The original (or new, however you wish to view it) tiny thick dick. Often used to describe the lulz factor of a specific man's baby dick. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Though I cannot see how it could be used as a compliment. You'd have to be batshit crazy.

"Kellsie, you should've seen it! His Pizza Hut Pizza Roll dick was so small, I'm not even sure I was penetrated!"

"Dude, get some Enzyte! You have a Pizza Hut Pizza Roll cock!"

"Am I crazy in thinking this is a room full of naked men with Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls for dicks or are you all just really really cold?

by BlasphemerExtrordinare June 25, 2009

pizza roll hell

When you put a microwaved pizza roll into your mouth and it’s too hot, but instead of spitting it out you just hold it into your mouth while your inner cheeks slowly melt

Chris was in pizza roll hell when he stuck a piping hot pizza roll into his mouth before it cooled

by totinosdevil June 12, 2018

pizza rolls

Italian gushers

AYOO THE PIZZA ROLLS DONE

by kadenwoo78 October 2, 2020

Pizza rolls

Superior being of all power

You think your godlike? Have you ever HEARD of pizza rolls?

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 14, 2020

eating pizza rolls

When you run out of ranch, so you and your buddies make some homemade dipping sauce.. kind of like a soggy waffle, whoever is last has to use the homemade ranch with the fresh Pizza rolls

Me, Zane, Chase, Conner, and Bryce played a game of “eating pizza rolls”.. Zane ended up with a full belly.

by BigBaby101 November 5, 2017

Tuscan pizza roll

When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.

John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.

by Tattedpiggies August 16, 2022

Pizza Roll Hot

It’s fucking hot, fresh outta the microwave, and when you put it in your mouth it’s roughly the temperature of the sun

“ bro these shits are pizza roll hot”

by Mikefrombestbuy June 20, 2020