pizza rolled

The act of getting bashed in the head with an empty Pizza Rolls box. A complex WWE wrestling move, reserved for the most talented competitors.

Did you see Albin get pizza rolled?

No, what's that?
Dan hit him in the head with an empty Pizza Rolls box and Albin hit the couch like an unconscious drunk.

by WWE KC Edition March 13, 2017

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pizza rolls

A relationship built out of convenience rather than actual affection.

A guy's roommate is dating some girl, and she keeps bringing her friend over, so he and the friend hook up. He doesn't really like her, but she's always just around, so what the hell.

Compared to, if you wake up the morning and you want to eat something really good or healthy, but you find out there's a plate of pizza rolls left in the microwave for you, you sort've give up on the effort of something you want and just eat the crap, because it's convenient and there.

Oh, they're not dating. She just always shows up. That bitch is just pizza rolls to him.

by Captain Temerity March 26, 2011

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Pizza Rolls Folder

A Pizza Rolls Folder is a folder containing personal information/doxes on people. Such as IP addresses, addresses, full names, phone numbers, family members, etc.

THEM: LOL i just doxed this kid on Call of duty and added it to my pizza rolls folder
SMART PERSON: BRO THATS SO LAME BUT OKAY

by VeryEpiclyEpicly May 2, 2022

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Pizza Rolls

For many centuries man has searched the snack of the gods. One day pizaro prayed for the snack and God sent it down. Pizaro named it Pizza rolls because of it's thick luxorius bread and sweet savory tomato sauce and it looked like his balls. Pizaro wanted to share it with the world so he gave it to tostinos to create the magnificent treat. Today tostinos makes them 24/7 and 90 people were fired stealing rolls.

Every day I wake up to the sweet sound of pizza rolls in my ass

by EpicGuyDerDictionary November 2, 2016