Joni Pitkanen

Elite defenseman who skates like the wind, makes passes like Hemsky, and plays rock-solid defense. Future Norris Trophy winner.

Wow, what a great pass by Joni Pitkanen

Look, he moves so fast hes like Joni Pitkanen

I wish i was elite as Joni

by rhonde barber January 20, 2008

Zach Pittman

will do anything for a vape

ill suck your dick for a vape i'm a Zach Pittman nice dick and very white cum.

by big boy dick 31 November 3, 2017

pittance

The total amount paid in a Welfare Cheque.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

pitmando

To not wear deodorant; commando for your underarms

Geneva: My deodorant broke two days ago...
Sam: So you are going pitmando?

by Educated white ladies April 27, 2017

petman

Native Georgie person from the Newcassssssle area.

Petman went into Toon

by Ribbler July 27, 2006

pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass

“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”

by Dirty litter box October 23, 2017

Pitmunk

A mythical creature born of the forbidden love between a chipmunk and a pit bull. The legend started in the public housing projects of Dayton, Ohio. The pitmunk is the protector of all brave and worthy trap house soldiers and will only appear when called by a true OG. Because of its incredibly strong legs it attacks by leaping and biting its enemy in the crotch. Once the jaws of the pitmunk lock...your fun parts are damaged beyond repair.

Don’t make me call the pitmunk on your stupid ass.

by jnuttshell November 22, 2018