pity sex

When girls have sex with guys because they feel bad for them.

Taras only banging Jack becuase his dad just died.

by Sandra Loon September 16, 2005

pity friend

A friend who you don't really care for, but you talk to them out of pity. You're probably looking to dump them nicely. They probably only have you as a friend and are super clingy.

My pity friend has smelly hair and chews with her mouth open.

by TreeFlailer December 24, 2014

Pity Porn

Any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. An over-the-top version of pulling at one's heart strings. A tear-jerker on steroids ... Quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.

My girlfriend loves that show "intervention". She is SO addicted to pity porn.

by Tidytalker September 23, 2015

pity like

Liking someones status, not because you actually like it, but because you could tell that the person tried hard to write it and expects people to like it.

Meh, that status is kinda lame, but I could tell that Sally thought it sounded really cool when she wrote it. I'll just pity like it.

by Undercover_Arab June 28, 2011

pity titties

Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.

When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.

by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009

pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.

Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.

by just pete October 7, 2020

Pity Sex

When a girl has sex with a boy just to make him feel better about himself or special

When Rachel lost her virginity and had pity sex with Finn just to make him feel special

by pressedlemon January 25, 2013