A guy who goes after another guy’s girlfriend, wife, etc... Tries to steal someone else’s booty, usually at the time when the couple is in a fight.
After Jack & Michelle had a huge argument, Charlie called Michelle to "console" her, one thing led to another and now Charlie & Michelle are sleeping together... Charlie is an Ass Pirate.
by LivingLarge November 24, 2011
Get the Ass piratemug. by paul phillips February 10, 2005
Get the colon the ass piratemug. 1. A term referring to a particularly homosexual person, used in the effort to reclaim offensive terms. Works best if target of term is actually cocksucker, ass-pirate, or both.
by Tickle Me Fuckhead January 2, 2010
Get the cocksucker ass-piratemug. EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.
by banditterritory May 17, 2014
Get the mongolian ass piratemug. by Sir.fartsalot December 28, 2013
Get the Butt bashing ass piratemug. so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.
That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.
by Albert Henneman January 15, 2008
Get the dirty ass pirate hookermug. 