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Pinocchia

Wooden phone. Or an older type of cell phones or cell phone covers that looks like it's made of wood.
My dad still keeps his first pinocchia that we bought him for his 51st birthday.
by CompleteStranger October 3, 2009
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pinoccilingus

The art of giving pleasure with one's nose.
Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toybox?

A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and moaning, "lie To Me!!!"

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"I dare you to Google 'pinoccilingus. It's probably some porno with the Brothers Rimm".
by TheBigBadWolfie June 17, 2009
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Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.
I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.
by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010
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Penor Noir

Fancy slang for black penis. Commonly used by connoisseurs.
Anthony was all over the Penor Noir last night. He said it had a complex aroma, slightly heavy on the palate with notes of peppercorn and dingleberry. It paired well with Fromunda Cheese. I asked specifics and he said it reminded him of his favorite vintage of Penor Jamal
by PinkSnapper April 26, 2016
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Pino Shield

A type of armor used to protect the balls and weiner from direct skin to skin contact with a Pino whore and/or ladyboy. A typical shield would consist of a t shirt tucked into ones underwear.
Holy shit! Let’s get the fuck out of here! That ladyboy just tried to get ahold of my balls, good thing I had my Pino shield on.
by PinoPete May 19, 2018
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Rusty Pinocchio

when some one stands over a person who is passed out or sleeping , and proceed to hover over them while tickling the nose with their butt hair and/or asshole.
I went to this hotel party and this drunk girl was passed out so i decided to give her a Rusty Pinocchio while everyone watched and laughed.
by FRISCOSHAKAB*TCH May 19, 2010
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infinite pinocchio theorem

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.
Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!
by burtmack December 24, 2021
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