Pinocchio presidency

A painfully apt nickname applied to the Trump presidency.

The best learned lessons have come straight out of this Pinocchio presidency.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2019

To Offer a Pinocchio

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.

To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."

by wolff333 June 3, 2009

Pinocchio Pants

A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.

"Dude, I'm so hungry"

"Man same here, I can...aw man, I'm getting some Pinocchio Pants..."

"..."

by L0stf0rever June 7, 2011

Tossing with Pinocchio

When a man/woman is going down on a woman and then starts to fuck her with his nose (Pinocchio) while eating her asshole out (Tossing).

When I am Tossing with Pinocchio, Becky loves it!

by Masse1369 October 27, 2011

Australian Pinocchio

"Pinocchio down under"

A term used to describe a man's erection, or boner.

I was sitting on his lap, when Australian Pinocchio woke up from his nap.

by ShyChey September 15, 2010

Pinocchio burn

a burn or cut on the penis from rapid masterbation

if pinocchio masterbates he will cause a fire from wood on wood which is called a pinocchio burn

by ilovemarryanne August 9, 2006

Pinocchio Beef

It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"

The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.

After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.

by I am not Dan October 9, 2008