ghetto pilates

A variation of pilates designed to strengthen the abs and back, improve muscle control, and increase flexibility for spectacular marathon lovemaking sessions.

I've been working on my ghetto pilates so I can ride that tail for hours.

by majortomSF November 6, 2008

Pontius Pilate

Roman Judge at the Trial of Jesus Christ. Ordered the execution of Jesus but did so very reluctantly. Didn't believe Jesus conspired against Rome or committed treasonous actions.

A "Pontius Pilate" would be a person forced to do something they don't want to.

Cop #1: I can't believe I had to give a man in a Santa Suit a DUI.
Cop #2: Haha, you are such a Pontius Pilate

by seekeroftruth March 21, 2009

pimptightis

a disease where one is pimp tight 24 hours a day 7 days a week and it cannot be cured. one who is so fly and pimp tight. most are born with the disease but it does seem to be contageous.

I think josh has pimptightis. he is always fly and pimp tight no matter what he does or when he does it. also known as noveritis.

by supernover May 5, 2009

piatt

An albino kid that has no friends.

Did you see that piatt?

by tinykid March 2, 2017

Piatus

The act of abstaining from and or taking a hiatus from the consumption of pie.

Not eating pie at the current hour.

Withdrawing from any sponsored pie eating contests.

Being one without pie

Due to the lateness of the evening, and my current no sugar diet, I'll be taking a PIATUS till next week.

I cannot defend my title this year, as I am currently on piatus.

by Pieguys1411 February 25, 2010

Belgian Piñata

Busting a fat load on a woman's face and then throwing confetti on the area with the bit on it.

"Diiiiick guess what I did to that slut after I took her to you bedroom?"
"What?"
"I gave her a Belgian Piñata!"
"Niiiiiiice!"

by Bobby pyn 79 July 16, 2009

Tax Pimpticioner

A tax accountant with legendary swag.

"There was an accountant of legend who once worked at this firm; they said as he prepared tax returns, the heavens opened and angels played their harps to the beats of his prancing fingers on a ten key."

"He was a real Tax Pimpticioner"

by Awhitin23 November 20, 2013