pigs breath

smelly breath that is beyond the work of mints, breath fresheners etc.

bobby: ive got pigs breath
Alderson: so have I
bobby: have you got anything to cure it
Alderson: sorry its incurable

by bobby alderson April 18, 2008

pigs milk

(noun) something useless or not needed. a wast of time and money. A piece of garbage or crap.

I can't use this pillow, it's pigs milk

by emily1234578910 July 13, 2013

Pigs Ear

To make a right mess of things, to bollocks up a task, either at work, or driving the car, making a faux pas.

a I was filing back some documents and would you believe it, I made a right pigs ear of it, I misfiled everything.

b I made so many spelling mistakes on my document, I made a right pigs ears of it, my boss got the right arse ache. He asked me if I had heard of a spell checker.

c I was backing the car out of the garage, I overshot the drive and smacked it one against the gate post, scratching it. 'What a pigs ear I made of that one'

by HILLY B June 11, 2008

Pigs arse

An Australian way of saying "yeah right"

Minister: "Prime Minister, apparently George Bush has an IQ of 160."
Prime Minister:"Pigs arse!"

by murphoman May 25, 2010

pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007

Pigs Fly

Its happened: Cops in helicopters.

When pigs fly!
They do.

by Zach G. November 14, 2003

pigs ass

The term "pigs ass" is used in many situations. It is most commonly used when someone claims something is not true. It may also be an insult towards you or someone else your respect. It could insult any part of your life and "pigs ass" is a suitable retaliation.
Used like sarcasm.

"Hey man...I banged ya mum!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"hey, man my penis is bigger than yours!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"Heard you were gay man?!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"Hey. dont you have a chode?!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"i hate you man i am gonna kill you first chance i get"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"Oi, man. u look like a pigs ass"
"yeah, pigs ass"

by Greenie44444444 September 11, 2006