phooney

A cooler way to say funny

Pronounced : "F-oo-nee"

"That joke was so phooney, I pissed myself."

by Like A Glooove July 30, 2017

pooze

Pooze is a contraction of Pussy juice, or pussy ooze. In other words, its the whitish milky stuff that oozes from a horny girls pussy when you eat and fuck her.

"DAMN girl, your pooze tastes good!"

by Xylenz May 8, 2006

poozer

A drippy, frumpy-ass loser. Usually seen in ironic t-shirts (i.e. "Take Me Drunk I'm Home"), psorasis, and acne.

The guys playing Magic Cards at that table over there are a bunch of poozers.

by bricksprickly December 16, 2002

poozer

Something smelly or unpleasant, especially when regarding excrement.

"My guinea pig stinks so much, I have to change his cage 5 times a week!"

"Wow, what a poozer."

by sbfishy January 27, 2005

pooze

Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...

After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.

by Clinton Beaverpants January 11, 2009

PhoZe

Phil Howes' DJ Name!

Kapsoft.co.uk

Dj PhoZe

by Phil Howes September 28, 2003

PHOOEYDARN

When phooey just isn't enough

A:do you still have the photos of us half-naked doing the captain morgan pose? B:no, i lost them. A:PHOOEYDARN!!

by THE ALMOST CHOSEN ONE November 28, 2009