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Phil

Usually a really terrible name for a guy. The guy likes to blow other men, and tell them they are muscular. This guy also showers with other men. This guy pushes his buttcheeks against other men's buttcheeks in order to become aroused. This guy also likes to wear goofy ass pajama pants and round glasses, often thinking they look good, when in reality, they look like a retarded piece of shit. This specimen, named Phil, likes to listen to early 80's femme lesbian rap mixed with white noise.

Usually their preferred targets are hispanics with dad bods who may or may not be special.
Hey, that's Phil over there! He's a dooche!
by phillover6969 September 7, 2017
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To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.
I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.

After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.

I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
by verifone September 9, 2008
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A Phil is not a man, woman, it's nothing it's not even a bag of hot Cheetos's it is like a phantom not real like for an example it's like a dog fucking a bobble head it's just not a thing.
Dave: Yo dude my friend got mad at me and called me a Phil what should I do?
Frank: There is nothing you can do I'm sorry.
by Pie King 1 February 11, 2018
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Usually the type of guy you see hiding in a primary school bush waiting to nonce on the little kids that come his way
What the bloody hell is that in the bush over there!? Is that a Phil again?
by Small Clive March 18, 2019
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Verb: To Phil.

When you get rear-ended in the car so hard but there was no hair pulling involved so you feel a bit cheated.
Dude, I need to call the cops as I've just been Phil'd and my neck is a bit sore.
by passthedutchie August 3, 2018
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When you extremely over wieght
You are very phil
by Woryhhijj June 25, 2019
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Phil is dyslexic... What a melt
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