Phil. Otherwise known as a typically over weight shit-scum who generally has no direction in life. Phil ain't shit and deep down he knows it.
by Leakyweiner December 19, 2017
I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.
After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.
I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.
I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
by verifone July 31, 2006
A Phil is not a man, woman, it's nothing it's not even a bag of hot Cheetos's it is like a phantom not real like for an example it's like a dog fucking a bobble head it's just not a thing.
Dave: Yo dude my friend got mad at me and called me a Phil what should I do?
Frank: There is nothing you can do I'm sorry.
Frank: There is nothing you can do I'm sorry.
by Pie King 1 February 10, 2018
Verb: To Phil.
When you get rear-ended in the car so hard but there was no hair pulling involved so you feel a bit cheated.
When you get rear-ended in the car so hard but there was no hair pulling involved so you feel a bit cheated.
by passthedutchie August 03, 2018
Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰
Phil is so scary
by lil_wayne78 June 04, 2020