Usually a really terrible name for a guy. The guy likes to blow other men, and tell them they are muscular. This guy also showers with other men. This guy pushes his buttcheeks against other men's buttcheeks in order to become aroused. This guy also likes to wear goofy ass pajama pants and round glasses, often thinking they look good, when in reality, they look like a retarded piece of shit. This specimen, named Phil, likes to listen to early 80's femme lesbian rap mixed with white noise.
Usually their preferred targets are hispanics with dad bods who may or may not be special.
Usually their preferred targets are hispanics with dad bods who may or may not be special.
by phillover6969 September 7, 2017
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After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.
I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.
I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
by verifone September 9, 2008
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Dave: Yo dude my friend got mad at me and called me a Phil what should I do?
Frank: There is nothing you can do I'm sorry.
Frank: There is nothing you can do I'm sorry.
by Pie King 1 February 11, 2018
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by Small Clive March 18, 2019
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When you get rear-ended in the car so hard but there was no hair pulling involved so you feel a bit cheated.
When you get rear-ended in the car so hard but there was no hair pulling involved so you feel a bit cheated.
by passthedutchie August 3, 2018
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