Peeing myself

For a certain cause such as laughing, fear, or waiting to long you pee without warning into your pants making a visible stain where your pee was running depending on what your wearing.

i had a friend over, he was playing a one-player game. i stood behind him, and i just started peeing. "oh my god, i just peed my pants" i said. my friend didn't belive me so i showed my jeans. i like peeing myself

by Mr.troopmom June 22, 2009

peeing in the pool

there's a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.

I was peeing in the pool.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

peeing in my hamburger

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

by s n z December 9, 2008

peking noodle

When one's penis is sticking through the hole in one's underpants. This is usually seen with boxer shorts.

When Jimmy took his pants off before basketball practice he was embarrassed when Frankie told him he had a peking noodle.

by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005

Peeing in the same bowl

When two people are experiencing the same thing.

Michael :" hey whats up "

Ashley : " nothing whats with you "
Michael : "I'm pulling an all nighter writing an essay for my final .. you know the story "
Ashely :" I am too , i have to meet someone tomorrow for my rough draft"
Michael :" Wow were like peeing in the same bowl, im meeting someone tomorrow to. "

by BeatboxingBeavers December 4, 2009

peking duck

i was reading the two definitions above

just to clarify what peking duck is on a very basic level

peking duck is a wrap of duck with the best sweet sour sauce in it
you don't wanna breakfast wrap anymore if you ever try peking duck at any decent Chinese restaurant (buffets don't count)

guy-babe, you wanna a bite of my peking duck?
girl-yea, sure
guy-flash me first

by Duck Peking December 29, 2007

Peking Cheek

When you spot an Asian person who may be sitting to where their ass is hanging out.

" I can totally see Lucy Liu's peking cheek right now!"

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009