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Peyton Manning Syndrome

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1. Being very overated, having a great wideout and running back on your team, throwing while up by 40 points, and most importantly: losing games when it counts in the playoffs.

2. Being dominated by the New England Patriots in a malfeasant way.

3. When you can't win a big game, and at the same time your father is the all time losingest QB in NFL history, and your little brother looks like he is 12 and he crys when drafted until he goes to the team he wants.
1. Peyton Manning.
2. Archie Manning.
3. And little Ely Manning.
by HerbieBrady May 17, 2005
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pulling a peyton manning

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Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.

"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."
The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"
by Mrs. Manning February 2, 2014
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The Peyton Manning

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A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
by The Inventor of April 29, 2011
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18 inch rims of any kind.
Yo dawg what size rims you got on yo car?

Co, these some 18's. My car be rollin' on these Peyton Mannings homes.
by Da Watcher September 3, 2006
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Peyton Manninged

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Going to an event at your brother's house and getting your ass kicked by one of the other guests.
by PleaseWork February 2, 2014
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Payton Manning

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to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy
Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"
by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008
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payton manning

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Payton manning is a looser, bitch, and a choke artist.
Payton Manning is a huge choke artist. He ranks up there with Tony Dungy, Scott Norwood, Bill Buckner,Thurman Thomas, and Alex Rodriguez as guys who just could not win the big game. 4 years at Tennessee and he couldn't win Manning leaves and the vols r champs. How about those 4 turnovers against the pats in the afc championship game. When the kicker gets drunk and talks about u that says it all
by robert Duffitt December 6, 2006
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