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persian goddess

It has been well established that often persian women are more attractive than the average female population. Nevertheless even within this pool of hotness, there are the "prima inter pares" more commonly defined as persian goddesses. These fine specimen are not only more attractive than their peers, but superior in every aspect: They can eat whole pints of ice cream without gaining an ounce and always help others before thinking about themselves.
Phil: Look at Shahrzad, she is a real persian goddess.
by Herman March 8, 2005
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persian parents

The most strictest parents you will EVER know. wont let u have boyfriends/girlfriends. if you get a lower grade that A+ they will FREAK OUT.
Girl: "oh my gossshhh my parents are grounding me for two years becuase i talk to fat matt on the phone yesterday!"

Friend: "ohhh so you have persian parents! NOW i get why u cant ever hang out!"
by Anahita Ebrahimifard December 17, 2008
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Persian Princess

A Beautiful Classy Persian girl who stands out above all her peers. Usually spoiled by mommy & daddy, she walks around thinking the world is hers, while men fall at her feet. Her beautiful Persian eyes hypnotize all that come in her presence. She lures people by her glowing charisma and captivates all their attention with her chic sense of humor.



Mainly found in the LA Regions of Beverly Hills, Bel Air, West Hollywood, Westwood, and the Valley. You can catch a "Persian Princess" eating at one of the trendiest restaurants, clubbing at the hottest clubs, shopping on on Rodeo or Robertson driving around in a BMW or Mercedes. shes gorgeous, with sexy dark hair, and amazing eyes.
you become hypnotized with her beauty and charisma, she really is a true persian princess
by BabaJoon October 20, 2008
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persian

Pretty much the Russians of the Middle-East. They drink like crazy, all the ones in America are ridiculously rich, they sure do like techno, and all their women are drop-dead gorgeous until they hit 30.

Though they are stereotyped as Arabs, Persians are not Arabs. Belly dancing, Islam, and riding camels is all Arabic stuff. Persians do not speak Arabic, they speak Persian. The reason for some Arab qualities of Persian culture today is because they were conquered by Arabs about 1300 years ago. Before that, Persia was like another Greece or Rome. They should be considered a European people. Persians to this day are still angry at Arab people for forcing Islam unto them and pretty much ruining the country forever. Quite frankly, calling a Persian dude "Arab" would be suicide.

Persian men are stereotyped as hairy, rich, long eyelashes, wears too much cologne, good grades, amazing at soccer, often mistaken to be Italian (sometimes taking advantage of this), and enormously faithful. Persian women are stereotyped as dark haired, long legged, and very closed off to dating outside their race, contrary to Persian men who probably date outside their race more often than not. Lying is one of the biggest taboos in Persian culture so if you happen to be going out with a Persian right now, rest assured he/she will NOT play around with others.

Up until the 1979 Islamic Revolution, Iran was just like any other country in Europe. But when the revolution came around in 1979-1980, Islamic radicals were in control. Women had to start covering themselves. Religious minorities were persecuted. Life was to be lived by the Koran. No one could get in, few could get out (but for the record, 100% of Persian-Americans came here legally. It's kinda hard to swim over 15,000 miles and sneak into the USA after that, ya know.). Every day Persian people around the world hope the current regime will fall one way or another.

A wonderful people with an awfully crappy government.
Persians can draw many parallels with Russians, from their love of alcohol, to the two country's revolutions which very few people really wanted.
by gormehsabzijoon July 13, 2007
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percian

1) Naivety or innocence
2) Characterized by irregular bouts of narcolepsy
3) Extreme cowardice or pusillanimity
4) Hostility and dislike for grammar and spelling rules
5) Indolence and sluggishness
Bob rejected my invitation to attend Sally's party because he was too percian too sneak out of his house.

When Joe managed to misspell every word in his essay, I noted his percian mistake.
by Fuck Nuts August 21, 2008
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Persian Windshield Wiper

The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.
"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"
by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010
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Persian Pressure

when you go into a store, and are swarmed buy employees or "salespeople," trying to "help" you with your decision on what to buy. you then feel obligated to purchase something from the store just to get them off your back. their creepy persistence makes you feel as if you try to leave the store with out buying something, the doors will slam shut, and you will be trapped inside until you are indeed "convinced."
basic persian pressure:

"this beautiful persian rug will look wonderful in your office, my friend. very high quality. i give it to you for only $3000.

or do you like this one? this one has a very beautiful floral design. for you, i give half off. only $4500.

it's up to you. so which one will it be?"
by trikit July 27, 2010
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