Period

That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.

Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!

*next day*

Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH

*at the beach*

Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry

Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok

*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit

*After bathroom*

Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(

by bL0BbY BiTcH August 9, 2018

Period

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Period

by Costa123 October 17, 2008

period

Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.

Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!

by dolphin February 24, 2005

Period

They suck.
Commas rule.

"Because periods suck!

And commas rule!

This is Sex Education, not grammar fool!"

-I Set My Friends on Fire & Smosh

by Atlas15 May 10, 2010

Period

That time of the month when a female looks up into the sky, sees a full moon and turns into a werewolf. The week of the full moon, the woman is expected to seem very agitated and moody. Be warned: prolonged exposure may lead to serious injury or death!

The period of time that, at the sight of the full moon, the woman transforms into a furry beast and destroys all insight.

by Yrac Rotceps October 24, 2011

Period

Fuckin bullshit that runs down your leg after taking a shower once a month for a fucking week.

Girl:*gets out of shower*
Period:*here I come bitch*

by Fuck off you stupid cunt November 16, 2018

periodicals

magazines or light reading

street newstands often sell periodicals

by Potipher the Prophet April 6, 2005